This week and next, you can expect.....as usual..... frequent reversals of weather extremes, violent electrical disturbances, and domestic disputes. There is nothing we can do about it, but Davey Weathercock and Olive look the weather in the eye. This time , unfortunately, Weathercock may have gone a little too far with the high technology angle.
We will have all sorts of severe weather for the forseeable future. This will include days having four seasons, frequent reversals, and simultaneous extremes. Flowerings, fruitings, and frosts will occur at unnatural and inconvenient times. Patchy valley fogs will turn into methane crystals and fall, shattering through the trees. Baby birds will shiver in the timber. This is global weirding.
Torturous as the weather may be, the related increase of carbon dioxide in our atmosphere, which has caused hardwood forests to double their rate of growth, seems at Dog's Plot to be having the same steroidal effect on poultry. See here:
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Davey Weathercock and Olive the Weather hen invited the roosters Lefty and Big Dot into the house for a Saturday morning, Dog's Plot, town-hoot , during which Davy took the opportunity to tell just how he got so weathered that he's is qualified to go on and on about everything from snow faeries to climate control. Our tiny readership demands to know. But we at tiny town times, are not so worried about expertese, or in how it is correctly spelled, as we are worried Davey could very well bore you with too much technical blah blah. We do in fact contemplate, consider, and are thinking about possibly running a technical feature which would be hosted, not by D. Weathercock, but by the Dali Lama, the well known techno-geek, who has a jolly, life-long fascination with the telescope, the television, vibratory teleportation, the weather, telepathic computer hacking, Ping Pong and so on. Feelers are out on that...but this here Weathercock and Olive report is more of a homey type thing.
For instance, Davey would NOT say that a man's home is his castle. You can't depend on a moat and a wall, to keep out the various branches of government, or the drone-enabled militias who have destroyed them. At the most, and at best, one's home is (to use just one technical term here) ones micro-climate.
So Davey simply closes the window in the winter....and he made a hoop tent over a grave-sized plot outside...hoping to create the climate for an early salad garden. And then the wind blew the damn plastic off. So he dealt with it., O.K.?
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The snow is gone from Dog's Plot, and with it the cats that holed up under the chicken house and fed with the roosters like the skunks used to . A possum has since moved in with the chickens. The little ponds freeze over every night , then thaw every day...and the first pair of mallards made a pass at them this afternoon. Too soon.
The weather decides who moves when, and the weather itself sometimes yearns to wander. So does Davey Weathercock. Snowed in for weeks, he took advantage of a special opportunity in paranormal snow conditions to ski across the vast top of his tiny world, so that he could inspect the weather and hunt up some Savage Nog: the local elixir without which this report might possibly never have been finished.
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