Franklin Crawford

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Today's dream comes courtesy Sue Beadles, of Fitts Corners:

ANALYSIS BEGINS BELOW:

Hill... rounded...the feminine form: Breast.

Her subconscious has penalized her for leaving the breast.  Reveals definite Lesbian tendencies. 

Fiddles with bottlecap 

But then, Laundry is obviously the traditional feminine task.  Sense of home, family, patriarchy.

Thus "Laundry on the Hill" is a symbol of these conflicting passions: duty vs desire.

Picks thoughtfully at ear

Can I get some more of those wings over here?

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Today's dream comes courtesy Mary Rigor, of South Danby:

ANALYSIS BEGINS BELOW:

Hmmm... anxiety about other people's imaginary expensive knick knacks.

Momentarily distracted by television

Rental house, other people's stuff - a sense of alienation from one's abode/self?

The sense of non-agency ("somebody" put it in the microwave) could either be a feeling of lack of control or a desire to avoid control/responsibility.

Scratches crotch thoughtfully

The banana is just a banana.

Fishes cashews out of nut bowl

Oh wait - is it the papier-mache kind under all those layers of therapy-resistant lacquer? Then it's definitely phallic.

It's your standard-issue booze-sodden flaming dick dream, duh.