Franklin Crawford

DEAR READERS:

We learn something new every day and this week we learned that some very bad people have been mucking around in the clean room after Belinda Cho went on leave. We were hacked. We were hijacked. We were bounced around the clouds. The name American Lynx is indeed a mother ship we hope soon to portal with. Please know, however weird the last communique posted here happened to be, it was not our work.

Fiendishly clever these malevolent interlopers! To show that this is in fact good old tinytowntimes and not another freakozoid, please enjoy a chestnut from our summer collection not previously published here.

Do you know there is a Jello Museum in Leroy, N.Y.?

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