Home Police Log
Tiny Town Police Log

Tiny Town Blues Activity Report

E-mail Print PDF

Reddit!
Del.icio.us!
Facebook!
StumbleUpon!
Twitter!
Dim lights Embed Embed this video on your site
 

Some ass clown earns "persona non grata" status at public library

E-mail Print PDF

Reddit!
Del.icio.us!
Facebook!
StumbleUpon!
Twitter!

Tiny Town, USA – You don't get "persona non grata" status at the public library without a little extra effort. Here's to all those germaphobes who avoid the library and to those who only use it for the toilet.

Dim lights Embed Embed this video on your site

 

Theft of a couch leaves a city wondering if anything is safe

E-mail Print PDF

Reddit!
Del.icio.us!
Facebook!
StumbleUpon!
Twitter!
Dim lights Embed Embed this video on your site
 

Tulipomania: Tulip X-ing stops midday traffic: Tiny Town Blues Police Activity Log

E-mail Print PDF

Reddit!
Del.icio.us!
Facebook!
StumbleUpon!
Twitter!

Tiny Town, USA – A herd of red tulips paraded across East State Street around 2 p.m. on Friday April 22, protesting the unacceptable weather conditions and lack of sunlight.

The peaceful protest was monitored by local security forces until the "tulipomania" event ended with a quiet re-planting on a traffic divider. 

Speaking in Dutch, a representative for the tulip protest said: 

"Ze zijn gewoon te doen wat elke intelligente levensvorm zou doen: op zoek naar groenere weiden aan de andere kant. We bewegen in de richting van plezier en weg van de pijn."

According to Prof. Wiki, Tulip mania or tulipomania (Dutchnames include: tulpenmanie, tulpomanie, tulpenwoede, tulpengekte and bollengekte) was a period in the Dutch Golden Age during which contract prices for bulbs of the recently introduced tulip reached extraordinarily high levels and then suddenly collapsed.

At the peak of tulip mania, in February 1637, some single tulip bulbs sold for more than 10 times the annual income of a skilled craftsman.

No arrests were made and no one at the scene could translate the Dutchman's comments.

– C. Penbroke Handy, who noticed some daffodils hiding out among the tulips

Last Updated on Saturday, 23 April 2011 10:14
 

Love and Punishment for Valentine's Day 2011

E-mail Print PDF

Reddit!
Del.icio.us!
Facebook!
StumbleUpon!
Twitter!
Dim lights Embed Embed this video on your site
 


Page 7 of 21

Arts & Entertainment

Opinion / Letters