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Aesop Cop in: The Russian Hairdresser's Boy Toy

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This special edition of Aesop Cop is brought to you by Meshchovsk, Russia.

Aesop Cop is a collaboration between Franklin Crawford, who scans police logs around the world and writes an Aesop-style morality poem about notable crimes, and Rigel Stuhmiller, who illustrates the poems.  The original crime news story is below, and the Aesop Cop comic follows.   

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Hairdresser Turns Robber Into Sex Slave
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.

The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.

The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.

Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police – but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.

After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.

She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”

Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.

Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.

“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.

Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery.

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Aesop Cop in Russian Viagra

Last Updated on Monday, 18 July 2011 08:39
 

Aesop Cop in: Marten?

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This special edition of Aesop Cop is brought to you by Hoquiam, Washington.

Aesop Cop is a collaboration between Franklin Crawford, who scans the police logs of the Ithaca PD and writes an Aesop-style morality poem about notable crimes, and Rigel Stuhmiller, who illustrates the poems.  The original crime news story is below, and the Aesop Cop comic follows.  

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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Wednesday, June 8, 2011  --  (06-08) 12:25 PDT Hoquiam, Wash. (AP) --

Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.

Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family. 
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Aesop Cop in: Marten?

Last Updated on Friday, 10 June 2011 17:22
 

Aesop Cop: People's Park

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This special edition of Aesop Cop is brought to you by Berkeley, California.
Aesop Cop is a collaboration between Franklin Crawford, who scans the police logs of the Ithaca PD and writes an Aesop-style morality poem about notable crimes, and Rigel Stuhmiller, who illustrates the poems.  The original police log is below, and the Aesop Cop comic follows.
 
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UCPD Case Number 11-01831
Strong Arm Robbery
People's Park

On Tuesday, May 3, 2011, at approximately 5:43 p.m., a strong arm robbery occurred in People's Park. The victim, a 28 year old unaffiliated male, was standing outside of the restrooms in the park when two women jumped out of a blue 4-door BMW and approached him. Suspect #1 yelled at the victim while suspect #2 scratched the victim and knocked him to the ground. The suspects took the victim's wallet and attempted to take his cell phone. The victim was able to escape the suspects and run towards Telegraph Avenue. The suspects were last seen driving away from the park in the BMW.

The suspects are described as:

Suspect #1: a Black female in her late 30s, with dark brown dred locks, wearing white shorts, a blue tank top, a red Yankee baseball cap, white sneakers with red Nike swoosh.

Suspect #2 - a Hispanic female in her early 30s, with light brown dred locks and pregnant. 

Aesop Cop: Berkeley Edition: Man robbed at People's Park 

 

Aesop Cop: Graffito

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TYPE OF INCIDENT:Graffiti Arrest
DATE & TIME: 03/16/2011
LOCATION: City of Ithaca
VICTIM(S): Society
CHARGES (1): Making Graffiti (2): Possession of Graffiti Instruments

DETAILS:

On 03/16/2011 at 2:05 AM the Ithaca Police Department received a call of a suspicious person in the area of Dewitt Park.  Officers responded to the area and met with the complainant who was able to provide a description of the person.  As other officers were responding to the area a person matching the description, later identified as Severin Z. Keeley, was located on the corner of North Cayuga Street and Buffalo Street.

During the investigation officers discovered fresh graffiti on a church in the area of Dewitt Park, where the witness last saw the reported suspicious person.  Mr. Keeley was found to be in possession of numerous cans of spray paint as well as having fresh paint on his hands and fingers.  

Mr. Keeley was charged with Making Graffiti, a Class A Misdemeanor, and Possession of Graffiti Instruments, a Class B Misdemeanor.  Mr. Keeley was released on an Appearance Ticket returnable to Ithaca City Court.  

No other details on this incident are available because the investigation is continuing.  

Aesop Cop: Graffito 

 

Aesop Cop : Animal In Distress

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ANIMAL PROBLEM 
Incident Address: W Green St; C Ithaca
Time Reported: 12:10:44
Time Occurred Between: 12:00:41 1/28/11 - 12:00:41 01/28/11
12:14:53 1/28/2001 - L Tomberelli

Officer responded for a report of an animal in distress.

Aesop Cop : Animal in Distress 

 


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