Dear Beloved Visitors: Below please find an urgent report sent from an alert reader in the Tiny Town Satellite of Bedroom.com, in Bergen County N.J. on June 20, 2010, three days before the Ottowan Tremblor struck the Northeast. We are grateful to this contributor and his son for sharing this highly valuable information so vital to our national security interests [C. Penbroke Handy]:

"Based on photographic evidence accumulated over a period of 14 days,some kind of polar shift has occurred between two adjacent houses on this quiet (on weekends) little community of Bedroom (Maywood), in Bergen County, N.J.
"The first image captured on June 7, shows the wind vane on a garage pointing northward with the wind direction the same at that time, on that day ... [Editor's Note: June 7, 2010, was a Monday] ... The latter image shows the wind vane of the house adjacent, exactly two weeks later [or, close to the summer solstice, ed. note].
Our reader continues:
"The polar direction of the windvane depicted in the first image remains the same, while the adjacent windvane (that, according to the alert reader was, originally, in agreement with the other vane) shifted its polar orientation. Notice also that the instruments contradict each other ... While the polar vectors are not 180 degrees opposite, the wind direction on that day [date not given] the wind between the two instruments appears to be going in two different directions.
Our Bergen bureau reporter then cries aloud [emphasis his]: "WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS SLEEPY LITTLE SUBURB?"
He asks, understandably, if his observations were a portent of things to come. He claims that scientists of various specialties "have been summoned to this sleepy 'burb to gauge and meter the extent of the changes occurring here."
We have forwarded this material to our very own atmospheric specialist, Davey Weathercock and his trusty assistant, Olive, the Weather Hen, for a full investigation. Tinytowntimes.com's contact at the USGS and NOAA also have been advised.
The reader then finishes his missive with this litany: "Could this (event) be (caused) by a geologic, meteorologic, sociologic, zoologic, biologic, chemcal, anthropologic, archaeaologic, phrenologic or illogical distubance?"
Curious that his first choice should be GEOLOGIC -- no? Given the events that have transpired over the course of this momentous week, we are starting to put things together here and the picture is getting about as clear as the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
We trust there will be more reports from our new Bergen County bureau chief who reports under the byline: R. Cane Skribler. Thank you, sir, for trusting in us.