Anonymous Press Person (APP): There hasn't been much writing in tinytowntimes.com lately. Is there a sense that you've lost your game?
Chad Coles, AdQ, tinytowntimes.com Life Coach: You have to look at clouds from both sides now. This is not a game, it's a way of life.
APP: Does that mean, Mr. Coles, that a certain way of life is on the wane?
Coles: You work this business long enough, some years you throw your best stuff and some years you fall back on visuals and gimmicks ...
APP: Speaking of games, Coach Coles, howz that tiny town teaser book coming along?
Coles: Did I say anything about games? The book is coming along.
APP: Will there be a second volume of Aesop Cop?
Long silence. Coach Coles stares poker-faced at the media crew. He nods at a young woman. "Would you like to ask a question?"
Young Media Woman: Thank you, Coach Coles. Yes. How do you keep your hair so perfect?
Coles: Good question -- and I've got an easy answer: I'm made of plastic and it just stays that way. Anything else?
APP: Coach Coles, has the administrator of tinytowntimes.com been pulling our collective legs about a movie in the works about –
Coles: Let me tell you straight off: The Administrator has been working hard on creating a movie about tiny town. These things take time, there are a lot of distractions. Some times administrators fall down stairs and get double concussions and forget stuff. We're on track for a proof-of-concept video about tinytowntimes.com, make no mistake about that.
APP: Coach Coles, with all due respect, it seems the blog has completely shifted its energies to its Facebook site.
Coles: Got a problem with that young fella?
APP: Umm ... no sir, it's just –
Coles: Then shut the fuck up.
A beefy member of the staff, looks like -- yep, Jack Poseiden, leads Chad off the podium. The Lucky Ithaca Monkey appears and wards off any further inquiries.
It's not at all like Chad to use profanity, so The Team is eager to give him a powder. It's been a tough century.
– C. Penbroke Handy, reporting