Franklin Crawford

We Remember Lefty

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 lefty on leatherLefty was a born horny rooster like the rest of them, but he was a good worker and a pal.  Now he's dead.

With people dying horrible deaths everywhere, there will be no crying here over spilt roosters, no visiting hours, and no further ceremony....... but Davey here will remember Lefty until he begins  to forget himself.
    Lefty's  father was a Leghorn and his mother a Rhode Island Red: a combination which produces chicks marked differently, male and female, right out of the egg.  Hen chicks for egg farms, rooster chicks to   six-week broiler ranches....otherwise into the grinder for feed-back or, in Lefty's case,  included in a small, cold weather shipment of chicks to keep  them warm .
        At a month or so old, he was one of the resolute roosters who up and left  the chicken house after the second time a  weasel or whatever it was got in and killed a few of the chickens. 
       Led by   the Red Star Dot, the little secessionist flock  moved up toward the house , and roosted every night  on  the deck-rail by my kitchen door......

  But hey, let's you and me go over to Dog's Plot, reheat the coffee  while other people move on to do the teaser, and I'll tell you about Lefty and these good roosters:  http://dogs-plot.blogspot.com/2010/07/i-remember-lefty.html

Last Updated on Wednesday, 21 July 2010 10:35
 

Shovel-Ready Idiocracy in Action right here in Tiny Town

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↑LONESOME DOVE: Juvenile dove misses mommy and daddy after city contractors raped and pillaged their home. Imagine doing that to a bird! Second image: The roadless traveler. A fine largely untrafficked road along the New Homo Sapiens golf course. We really needed a trail built here; why not just call it a sidewalk and we'll shuddup. 

TINY TOWN, USA –

A CITIZEN ASKS: Yo, why are you peoples harshin the city's mellow trail path for white people walkercise thing? And can't we name it afta a famous black person like Ron Artest?

Tiny Town responds to your responsible question with our own questions:

1) Don't we have a lot of potholes to fill? Doesn't it actually require a shovel to fill a pothole? 

2) Couldn't shovel-ready funds be put in reserve until a season when we weren't raping the natural flora and fauna? 

3) Why are we building a trail next to a little used road with that funny house at the end of it that keeps catching on fire? You'd think the fire department would have condemned it by now and gotten rid of it. 

It catches fire and the firemen stand around and attack it repeatedly with tons of water then talk about it instead of going back to the station to watch TV! Then THEY set it on fire again and the whole thing repeats itself -- that's the very definition of insanity!

[Yes, this does remind us of Ron Artest, the LA Lakers forward who still remains the only champion, black or white, to praise his psychiatrist in a post-game triumphant and nonsensical rant. We hired Ron immediately to take us out for sushi. His agent will get back to us about naming the road. We are with you, brutha. We can call you "brutha" mayn't we?] 

NOTE: The yet unburnt place in the back looks ok.

It needs a few windows but surely it would fetch a good price being right near the Pissant Waterfront Trail.

 

4) We do not understand why white people, in particular, are so attracted to waterways and biting insects that they will do and pay whatever it takes to get near these habitats.

5) What will become of the shopping cart graveyard -- will wise planners turn this eyesore into an art installation? Can we still get free mulch from the city mulch pile? Or will there some day be no such thing as a free mulch in Tiny Town?

 

DREAMS DEFERRED: These shopping carts had hopes, just like any other sentient being. Look ye, upon our works and weep. And hey -- isn't the net on that city hoop still in good shape? Someone should hop the fence and grab it. 

Miriam Wickerstall, who does not fart, but "poots"

Last Updated on Wednesday, 21 July 2010 08:44
 

Melt away that adipose tissue, you -- get off yer buffalo duff and workout 1-4-2 ~

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Solutions to Teaser No. 140 and 141 can be found under Arts & Entertainment to your left. Look below for Tinytown Teasers ~ click! ~ and while you're visiting, please do have a look around. 

Last Updated on Tuesday, 20 July 2010 21:13
 

Shopping cart behavior "out of whack" says Tiny Town citizen

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Tiny Town, USA – In the first image you will see rare but actually quite natural and proper shopping carts performing their noctural water hole gathering where, you will note, it is a peaceable kingdom. 

The vertical image is of deranged shopping cart behavior along Brindley and Taber Streets, near the entrance to the notorious but not really so Steinbeckian as everyone would like to imagine it is, Jungle. [Which btw, is filling up fast what with Grassroots coming along, reserved spaces full, talk to the Puryear family about more expensive camping or why not just send them a big fat check for being alive. The festival originally was about, on the surface, raising money for AIDSWork. Well, we know a little more than we should. It's fine if this is the Puryear et al clan way of making a living year-in year-out, they put up a good sow. I mean show. But Gov. "Blind Lemon" Paterson would like to see the books this year, as well as he can see anything ... When he is nosing along a bill he is about to veto, he looks a lot like a man snorting a generous line of cocaine -- that last comment and all of this is strictly off the record and totally unprovable ...is there an Auditor in the house?].

These sick shopping carts are dying and will wind up where all degenerate carts are warehoused -- near the golf course and city mulch pile. Photos coming of that, and the atrocities of the so-called "waterfront trail" where many trees were destroyed to make a swath out of a perfectly fine path that already existed on both sides of the inlet ... on the golf course side this innovative pathway is called a "road." 

The mayor was unavailable for comment, being more or less, permanently on vacation. 

If we wanted to use shovel ready funds, why not fucking finish the wonderful Black Diamond trail? Oh, there's a problem with bridge repair? What the fuck is the money for? When they say shovel-ready, it doesn't mean shovels and saws and manual labor with hammers. Christ! What a ship of fools! There is NO leadership NO where near this vicinity, uphill or downtown. 

More to come. Tiny Town is led by craven, stupendously unimaginative kowtowers. Oust them all.

–– Predmore Carrow, to the delight of us all

WHERE SHOPPING CARTS GO WHEN THEY DIE:  Now on view for all travelers along the soon-to-be YuppieFront Pork Barrel Trail ... 

Last Updated on Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:34
 


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